Dear Doug

I wrote Doug this email today:

so, someone left his toothbrush on the edge of the counter again, so a little someone managed to get ahold of it while the mamma someone was in the shower....
your toothbrush had the following adventures:
it was used as a hairbrush
and a baby toothbrush
dusted the toy firetruck
balanced precariously on top of the dog's crate (I really wanted it to fall in so I could take a picture but it didn't)

and then placed BACK on your counter (I swear I didn't tell him to do that)

Being the nice wife that I am, I figured I would tell you all of this before you used it again.

and, forgot to get a new at the grocery store just now, sorry!

you might want to get one on the way home.


love,

wifey